Uncanny Dovy

Welcome to Dov's dripping brainpan. Sometimes delicious, sometimes crunchy, sometimes mysterious... Serving up fried urchin and visual, audio, cranial bits - hand selected by one mad lannik and put here on display by a riddle and an avalanche.

replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

(via thefrogman)

earthlynation:

Unknown Deep Sea Octopus (by Ryan Somma)

earthlynation:

Unknown Deep Sea Octopus (by Ryan Somma)

technochaun:

Dave McKean,from Arkham Asylum.

technochaun:

Dave McKean,from Arkham Asylum.

(via circuitbird)

(Source: mrzykmoriceau, via 2headedsnake)

weirdvintage:

The “Uno Wheel” bicycle—its flaw was if it was braked suddenly, the rider would spin around and round in the big wheel until the momentum subsided, 1948 (via)

weirdvintage:

The “Uno Wheel” bicycle—its flaw was if it was braked suddenly, the rider would spin around and round in the big wheel until the momentum subsided, 1948 (via)

(via freshphotons)

facts-i-just-made-up:

Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.
12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city.  Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here.  The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing.  They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”
Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I?  Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”
Troubling words indeed.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.

12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city.  Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here.  The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing.  They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”

Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I?  Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”

Troubling words indeed.

(Source: nartress, via infectioushumanwaste)